I read and tried to make my own candles. Meditation time. Love you @parishilton #lisafrank #yankeecandle
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
My dad has finally started wanted to spend time with me at my ripe old age of 23.
He said he’s felt like there’s been a hole in his heart and he’s sorry and regrets never spending time with me when I grew up because I’m a fun, hilarious, smart, and beautiful woman and he loves me.
I’ve never been made at him for having drug problems, but it’s better late than never as far as him paying me attention.
#ManCrushMonday is obviously Kyle bc he’s cute & sweet beyond words and I love him so much.
i’m cute for my boo sometimes
You’re always cute for me :*
It’s ok. I’ve had a new bf named Kyle for a while and he’s a total beefcake sweetheart
jollyoldcountdracula Stella! I got my mask! I’m getting dolled up to take selfies in it tomorrow
Lewis Carroll goes up to the counter and orders a cup of tea. He goes to sit down at a table, but becomes increasingly agitated. He forces everyone to switch seats so that he can get a seat by the window. Ten minutes later (although the clock on the wall still reads…
Tom unfriended me on fb and his new gf is 100% rude so she’s a downgrade.
I’m not salty but if you’re gonna dump me, it better be for someone I can’t compete with.
Kinda like how I moved on to someone who’s both smokin hot and in love with me. Life’s funny.